severalowls:

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.

andyoucallmeupagain:

What a year March has been

drakesideheaux:

Not to be like “I deserve so much more for myself tbh” but I deserve so much more for myself tbh

alieng0d:

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

dragontatoes:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

Imagine having this career

beaky-peartree:

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

zsnes:

thank you for putting a stick and some leaves in my jar and poking a hole in the lid. i feel like i am more at home.

morthils:

scotchtapeofficial:

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth

age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college